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“Oh there’s a guy trying to get in front of me, he has to ask permission. Yes. Go ahead. Get in, get in.”
“Did you get a thank you wave?”
“No, nothing. How could you not give a thank you wave? Hey buddy! Where’s my thank you wave?……Give me that wave!”
“Want one? Yeah, I just bought it at the Flea Market.”
“Hey, what goes on there, exactly?”
“You don’t know?”
“No, I-I-I know…I know…”
“You think they have fleas there, don’t you?”
“No…”
“Yes you do, Biff. You’ve never been to a Flea Market, and you think they have fleas there.”
“All right, I think they have fleas there!”
“So Elaine, in your movies, is the sex real or is it simulated?”
“Oh, it’s always simulated….except with George…that’s in my contract.”
“It’s amazing how many beautiful women live in New York. I actually find it kind of intimidating.”
“Well, you’re as pretty as any of them; you just need a nose job.”
“Who do you think she looks like?
“Lyndon Johnson.”
“WHAT? Lyndon Johnson?”
“He’s joking…heh heh…”
“No, I’m not joking…She looks like Lyndon Johnson.”